Movie Review: Jane Eyre

I've never read Jane Eyre, but from the movie I gather it's the grandmother of all young adult chick lit: young, beautiful girl; dark, brooding, filthy rich man; forbidden love and yearning, yearning, yearning. And S-L-O-W-W-W-W-W! I am almost incapable of walking out of a movie, especially when I'm holding Vicki's hand, but I thought I was going to have to gnaw my arm off. I like my version better.