Does This Shirt Make Me Look Fat?

I grabbed a (black) tank top out of the dark drawer and stuffed it in my gym bag, took Vicki to the airport and then went to spin class at the Y. Turns out the tank top is Vicki's. I'm not a big guy, but I'm bigger than she is and now I know what a sausage feels like. My sincere apologies to all the other spinners in class.