Freckles the Dog

I did a little dog walking for our vacationing neighbors last week. They've only walked Max about a million times over the last 14 years, right? Well, Freckles is one weird dog when it comes to doing his business. I think he yearns to live in Manhattan, because he will only relieve himself on cement or, when he's in a particularly New York Frame Of Mind, right dead center on the manhole cover. At least neighbors don't yell about messing up their lawns.