Don't Order the Bulldog

 A Bulldog is the signature drink of Maro, a little cafe with excellent seafood. The Bulldog is a margarita with a beer in it. That's bad enough, but it's served with a story about how your mom met your dad and then the beer is shoop, shooped into the margarita until it gets all frothy and the waiter yells "Aieeeee!" and, well, you get the idea.