4Culture is the weirdly named (yes, it is) arts council for Seattleopolis and they give out grants. Well, they don’t just give them out. Seems you have to apply for them. My friend Lily and I drove to their offices for a workshop on how to apply for the dough and I was pretty chuffed about finding a parking spot right in front. Until we came out and couldn’t find the car. Seems I have trouble reading Seattle Parking Sign English. Lily is such a doll, she went halfsies with me on the $47 fine and the $125 towing charge. Vicki thinks there may be a grant for parking idiots, but Lily wants half.