Hard As Rocks!

A little while ago Vicki hopped off a stone wall and bonked her shin on an outcropping. It swelled up and hurt like a (insert thing that hurts here). When she told our friend Gabriella about it in an email, this was her reply.

When the swelling and pain didn't subside, Vicki went to the doctor. During the exam she told the doc what Gabs had said. This guy may have been a good physician, but his sense of humor must have been removed in med school, because he honest to god said this.