No Six Pack for Christmas – Yet!

I've been doing crunches and planks and boat poses and V-ups (okay, I don't really know what that last one is) in an effort to get a six pack tummy for Christmas. Evidently I'm on Santa's "bad" list, so I'm taking it to the next level. I may not be a certified physical trainer, but I've got an artistic license and I'm not afraid to use it.